Christmas Gift Ideas for the “Old Geezers” in Your Life…

Ok, so it’s my Christmas list…
*Reading glasses.  (You know that little chart at Walmart that
says to stand 14-16″ away and choose the line that you can
read clearly? Well, I can’t read any of them clearly…so just get the strongest, I’ll need them sometime. Of course, you don’t know, you probably haven’t had to read the chart yet…just take my word, it’s there.)  And definitely get the wild and crazy decorative glasses.
*Warm fuzzy socks/possibly aloe infused. (Blood just doesn’t circulate like it used to, and if that aloe can keep me from bending over with the pumice stone…I’m a happy camper)
*Stick on heat pads (Now aren’t those just the greatest?) I have worn them in places you cannot imagine (I know what you’re thinking…not places on my body.  Well, I’m not telling you what places on my body, but places I’ve gone, i.e. church, the grocery store, etc.)
*Pint size Jack Daniels (Know this is a Christian site, but a little nip now and then is good for unclogging arteries).  (I made that up!)
*Large print anything!!!    (Including shampoo and conditioner bottles…can’t read anything in the shower) And all those gadgets that I’ve always thought looked so stupid…the ones with over-sized numbers, letters. etc.  (They don’t look so stupid anymore)         *Decorative paper plates (At this age, who the heck wants to do dishes…but love to have the table looking nice!)                                                                                                    *Diamonds.  Yes, I believe diamonds have something to do with improved mental health.

That ought to get you started…Happy Shopping and Merry Christmas.  (remember to be kind and patient with all those over-worked clerks out there, they need your smile)

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About 49andcounting

Hi! I'm a mom, wife, grammy, sister, friend at that ALMOST 50 age!! (Okay, since I started this a few years ago...well, add a bit to 49andcounting!) How the heck did I get here so fast?!? I love, love, love- my girls, antiques, rural America, history, Jesus, junkin,the lake and my Big Boy...not particularly in that order. It's about time I change this profile a bit. After a year or living in our 5th wheel in beautiful Pennsylvania, My Big Boy and I are back to the Kansas Prairies. And there's just nothing like "Home Sweet Home". Hitting the Big 50 has its own unique, well...let's say...blessings :) So come along, laugh with me...cry with me...praise God with me...and let's do this 49andcounting thing, together!
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